12.28.07 Sick Day

At about 2 PM, after sleeping for two hours, I realized the dog weren't gonna hunt. So I went back to bed. No show. Sorry.

12.21.07 X-MAS FINI

Sweet Jesus I'm glad Christmas season is almost over. Ted and I rode it out with zeal, including an extended discussion about that insufferable pantload chump-ass punk Bill O'Reilly, who came up here last week to try to get ratings on GB's back, and whom I dare to appear on my show. What a pathetic little man. Actually my time's too valuable, my show's my sanctuary, I withdraw the dare.

Good things coming up in the next month. Watch and listen! Happy Holidays!

Trumpet X-Mas

Jan & Dean, Frosty the Snowman
A Message from Bill Lewis
The Reverend Glen Armstrong, Even Squeaky Fromme Loves Christmas
Brady Bunch, Oh Holy Night

Billy Idol, Here Comes Santa Claus
Unknown, Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear
Heather Noel, Santa Came on A Nuclear Missile

non-ironic interlude
El Jezel, Working on Christmas
NRBQ, Christmas Wish
The Family Holiday Singers, Do They Know It's Christmas

bill o'reilly holiday loofah doofus set
Brad Paisley, Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Mel Blanc, The Hat I got For Christmas is Too Big
Dale Monty and the 2+2's, The Lil' Endless Summer Boy

Nelson, Jingle Bell Rock
Nikki Sixx, The Heroin Diaries, X-Mas in Hell
Ringo, The Little Drummer Boy
Fab Four, Away in a Manger

Big Samad Sefiane, It's Christmas Y'all
Michael T. Wall, Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree
Joseph Spence, Santa Claus is Comin' to Town

Ray Stevens, Santa Claus is Watching You
Robbie Fulks, I'm Getting Sued By Santa Claus

Rick Blackson, Helicopter Santa Claus

12.14.07 Jingle Hell

Two hours of Jingle Bells. Under the right circumstances, this show would be more effective than waterboarding.

If you can't take the jingling, get the hell off the sleigh.









Unknown, Trumpet X-Mas

Jingle Bells, by:
Bing Crosby and The Andrews Sisters
Georgia and August Greenberg
Esquival
Jason Bambery
Frank Sinatra
Nu Beat
All the King's Tubas
the jazz protagonists
Jimmy Calire
Some Turkish Guy
Yello
Kosmorautentraum
Brian Setzer
DJ C
Some Japanese People
Stephen Clark-Wilson
Hoosier Hot Shots
Slaw
Kourge
Lonzo & Oscar
Diana Krall
Adam Kempa
Crazy Frog
Woody Phillips
Keith Spillman
Bishoujo Senshi Sailorman
Nick and Rick Gadler
Mega-Live
Tashiro Midori
Eat Cheese Please
Some Brass Ensemble
More Japanese People
Jonathan Casey
Anup
Wilson Pickett

Rick Blackson, Helicopter Christmas

12.7.07 Paul and Ted's Christmas Hell

Ted Potrikus and I ushered in the holiday season with what has now been commonly accepted as the usual aplomb. We accept it as such, anyway. We're getting very good at this, if I may say so myself,

Unknown, Trumpet X-Mas

Redd & Judy, Santa Fix My Toys for Christmas
Unknown, A Leonard Cohen Christmas

Dirty Boys, All I Want for Christmas
Cap't Kangaroo, Crackerjack Christmas (feat. Mr. Greenjeans)
Betty Johnson, I Want Eddie Fisher for Christmas

Li'l Wally, Hawaiian Christmas
Bing Crosby, Mele Kalikimaka
Mike Love, Santa's Going to Kokomo

Roy Wood and Wizzard, I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday
Queensryche, White Christmas
The Darkness, Christmas Time

Special Country Christmas Death Set
Eltin Britt & the Pinetoppers, Christmas in November
Nancy LaPlante, Debbie's Last Christmas
Reno & Smiley, Christmas Reunion

Tom Lehrer, Chanukah in Santa Monica
50 Shekel, 50 Shekel Chanukah Jam

James Brown, Soulful Christmas
Kurtis Blow, Christmas Rap

R2D2, We Wish You a Merry Christmas (feat Jon Bon Jovi)
Kitt, A Knight Rider Christmas

Rick Blackson, Helicopter Santa Claus

11.30.07 HAMMELL

Jeanne Bassis and I spent a solid hour and a half with Ed Hammell.
What else do you need to know?

NEXT WEEK AND THE WEEK AFTER THAT AND THE WEEK AFTER THAT:

CHRISTMAS IN HELL